Thursday, January 29, 2009

There is a reason why his name is Dick Armey.

Food of the Gods.

My co-workers believe me crazy (it might be my fanatical obsession with it) but I am adament, in my heart of hearts, that Goldbars might be the greatest food ever invented. For those unknowing of it's sweet goodness, the Goldbar is a peanut butter amalgam made from 900 of the worlds most pure ingredients and topped with a thin layer of chocolate. For the food to be at it's most delicious, it must be tightly wrapped in tin foil and had been the occupant of a colder-than-it-should-be refrigerator, perferably at an elementary school.
A dietary cornerstone of my childhood, the Goldbar occupys a special place in my heart. In grade school, the bartering system revolved around the Goldbar. Two milks = one 'bar. One milk and one biscuit = one 'bar. If you wanted to get really intricate, the introduction of other items made the grade school economy more confusing than Wall Street: one brownie, two Magic cards (with considerations for a thrid) chosen by the purchaser and one milk (two-percent or whole) = two 'bars, except when the thrid Magic card is put on the table, then a second meeting must be initiated for trade of a thrid Goldbar.
However, trying to find information about the treat is an uphill battle. The internet doesn't even know what it is; the only thing I could find was information facts about a healthy alternative. Grrrr! Damn internet.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Bioshock 2 Trailer

A tad old, but Bioshock is still the greatest game to come out in the last 10 years.

The Stephanie Miller Show "the bits"

Monday, January 26, 2009

Resident Evil 5

Just played the demo and, let me tell you something, that game is going to rock the socks off of anything ever created. The trailer is wicked awesome in and of itself.

Jarvis going crazy....

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

First Post

Practice practice. Mic check, mic check.